SUSPICIOUS FOLLICLES*

DP News—During HIS ADDRESS before the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA) last week, cameras recorded it. The delegates saw it. Ambassadors shunned it. But it was there, along with the trademark glint from the corner of his eyes, reptilian and vigilant of those opposed to him and his government. Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu, whatever which-way he turned his head, you could see the makings of a “toothbrush” mustache, that style of facial hair popular in the 1930s among dictators world leaders and movie stars alike. “It’s not a photoshopped picture,” says U of D’s chief film archivist, Professor Dudley Doosend. “And it's not a shadow. It’s the real McCoy. It’s not visible when Bibi looks at you directly. You only see it when he turns his head from side to side."

"Why we don’t see the resemblance to Adolf Hiltler when he’s looking straight at us is beyond me,” says the winner of this year’s Leni Riefenstahl Golden Eye for Photographic Excellence.

 

👍Professor Doosend is the first Canadian winner of the prestigious "Lenny" award, held each year in Buenos Aires during the week-long film and photography festival. This year’s theme: “Beyond the Beer Hall: To be Seen, Recognized and Reckoned With”, saw Professor Doosend’s winning entry, his archival discovery of a ten-second chronographic film capture of Adolf Hitler  as a toddler losing his diaper as he stamps around the Hitler family’s living room.

 

Jacob Jake. ____________________________________

 

👇THAT'S DEFINITELY an 'Oh no he didnt!' moment 😝 made during Bibi's fountain of lies UNGA speech--a real Seig Heil  wave to the near-empty chamber where all right-minded ambassadors and delegates boycotted Bibi's speech. [Alas, Canada's outgoing Ambassador to the United Nations, Bob Rae, kept his seat instead of sending a diplomatic fuck you to the Israeli president. Ed.]

 

NORMALLY, if I had to choose between listening to Bibi Netanyahu speechify or submit to an anal tasering, you know which one I'd choose. At the same time, it's always fun, if also terrifying, to watch the clown mask slip from the demon's face. 

 

 BUT the old nugget: "Give him enough rope and he'll hang himself", once more proves itself a helpful guide in sussing out the psychopaths among us.