THE AMERICAN NOVELIST, Mark Twain, is said to have quipped: “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” As a nonplayer, I’d have to agree, but there are millions of diehard devotees who take to the links at every opportunity. And chief among them is America’s spunky, octogenarian president, Donald J. Trump. Recently at his Bedminister, New Jersey golf club, President Trump was accompanied by a short-range air defence system, the “U.S. Army AN/TWQ-1 Avenger”. Props to the Prez for his ability to concentrate on his game; it’s not just anyone who can ignore a four-ton Humvee-mounted mobile missile launcher following him around the golf course! All that firepower must give him peace of mind. No Russian drones or Iranian missiles to worry about or interrupt the Leader of the Free World as he rounds the final dogleg and heads to the clubhouse for cheeseburgers and Cokes.
👉Couple of
things: I grok the need for security; politicians are constantly in the public's eye, with a percentage ending up painted with the bull’s eye of would be assassins of one sort or another. But carting
around a missile launcher? YGTBK! If you’re that worried about being clobbered
by a drone, perhaps you should take up an indoor sport, ping-pong or something.
Also, the Bedminister club must spend a fortune repairing the turf and putting greens
the Humvee’s tires chew up. Ouch!
👉Another thing: would you feel like sharing a
golfcart with The Donald under the circumstances?
“Come on, boys,
hop on! Let’s head to the clubhouse.”
“No, thanks,
Mister President,you go ahead. We’ll catch the next one.”
CHEERS, JAKE. _____________________________________
* For further evidence the
American president is a class act, recall the NATO meeting last month in Ankara,
Türkiye,
after which Trump was to board Air Force One to return to Washington. Apparently, Israel's spy agency, Mossad, warned Trump’s team there would be an
assassination attempt as the plane lifted off the runway. The president and the
Defence Secretary, Pete Hegseth, were spirited away to a waiting military aircraft inside a catering truck. Turns out there was
no plot to shoot down the president’s plane; Mossad probably wanted to keep
Trump paranoid and grateful to Israel. Trump’s plane took off as schedule, only
the president wasn’t onboard.
👉Problem is: there were about 150 staff, crew and
reporters who returned to the U.S. on Air Force One, with no one the wiser the
president wasn't on board. In essence, the plane was a decoy disguising Trump's and Hegseth's changed travel plans. Air Force One was a decoy and so were its
passengers and crew. One of Trump’s team, White House spox, Karoline
Leavitt, was so pissed she got left behind by the MAGA king, she resigned.
👉Alternate plans could have (and should have) been arranged
for those left behind, but I guess they were expendable. (Nice.)












