IN HIS IRAN WAR
UPDATE during a March 24 White House press conference, Pete Hegseth, the self-styled
“Secretary of War”*, in another of his speechifying fever
dreams, proffered this boner:
”We negotiate with bombs.”
When will these people learn to shut-up?
CHEERS,
JAKE.π ________________________________________________
* As I
understand it, the title “Secretary of War” and renaming the Department
of Defence as the “Department of War” do not have legal standing. Any change to Cabinet
and department titles must be voted on in the American legislature. This was not done. But
puffed-up peacocks like Hegseth can’t be bothered by a little thing like the
American Constitution. I think Hegseth would make a fetching entrance before the
cameras dressed as Darth Vader. "Darth Pete". It has a nice ring to it, don’t you
think?π
FUN FACT: “In 2018 Hegseth’s mother, Penelope, sent him an
email that said: ‘You are an abuser of women – that is the ugly truth, and I
have no respect for any man that belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around, and
uses women for his own power and ego. You are that man (and have been for
years) and as your mother, it pains me and embarrasses me to say that, but it
is the sad, sad truth.’” (Guardian)
πMe thinks the dear boy has some mommy issues to work through. Perhaps he should return to being a Fox News weekend newscaster. We'd all be the better for it if that happens.π

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