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Thursday, 4 February 2021

RANT: I THINK THEREFORE I YAM.

 

Clever Hands

“Clever Hands, come here!”

Look how quick he is!

It’s as if he understands

what I’m saying.

He knows his name, though.

And he responds to simple commands.

Watch this:

“Clever Hands! Make fire.

Grow food.

Build cities.

Start wars.

Play God.

Take it all. 

Use it up.

Now, throw it away.”

See what I mean?

 

 

 

I RECENTLY READ AN SCIFI SHORT STORY by Gordon K. Dickson, written in 1964, called “Dolphin’s Way”  It was set on a small island off the coast of Venezuela, where the story’s main character, Malcom Sinclair, works with dolphins at a small scientific research station. His goal is to establish an understandable language with the marine mammals, and so allow humans and dolphins to truly communicate. Years of trial and error, and experiment have proven fruitless, yet Malcom clings to the belief that the wild dolphins who come to stay at the centre’s open-sea pens want to communicate with him. Despite all his failures, he feels he is close to a breakthrough. But he is also convinced that his bĂȘte noir, Corwin Brayt, the centre’s new administrator, is about to pull the plug on funding for his project. His work with “Castor” and “Pollux”, the latest pair of wild dolphins to visit the island centre, will have to end soon if he does not produce results from his experiments.*

One morning he is paid a visit from a writer with the science magazine Background Monthly, one Jane Wilson, an almost preternaturally beautiful woman, to whom Malcom is immediately attracted.  She tells him she has been aware of his research for some time which surprises him, given that his project is small and hardly mainstream. He is intrigued and flattered by her attention, but a little puzzled by her lack of knowledge concerning the foundation that funds his project and the organization he works for. She knows about him and the work being done at Dolphin’s Way Island but does not seem to have the background information one would assume a reporter for a science magazine would have going into an interview.

Saucer landing from The Day the Earth Stood Still

At the pool, where Malcom has been listening to the dolphin’s underwater communication sounds through headphones, she asks about his work and what he hopes to achieve. She mentions she is aware he has another “theory”, one concerning communication with alien beings from other worlds. Somewhat abashed, he tells her he believes there are more advanced civilizations in the galaxy who monitor less-advanced worlds, including Earth, waiting for signs the inhabitants have reached a level of sophistication to make them eligible to join their galactic ranks. Malcom suggests the “test” or 'entrance exam' for admittance to the cosmic club might not be related to any technological advances that humans have achieved, but rather it may be sociological, “like learning to communicate with an alien culture—a culture like that of the dolphins.” (567) Jane communicates interest in his theory as they observe the dolphins swimming in complex circuits around the pool. 

Later, they discuss his work over lunch, with Jane expressing enthusiasm about the possibilities of his research bearing fruit. He, himself, is less optimistic about a break-through, not least because he expects the project will shortly be defunded by Brayt. But, he goes on to express to Jane how convinced he is of the intelligence of dolphins and how close he is to discovering a language both species can share and communicate with, if only he can overcome what he and his fellow researchers call the “environmental barrier.”

 

Klaatu and Gort

That afternoon, he makes a final effort, donning goggles and flippers, and enters the pool to swim with the dolphins. He comes to realize that dolphins communicate through more than just their vocal “clicks” and high-pitched calls, but also through touch and swimming patterns. There in the water, he senses the beginnings of an actual communication with the sea creatures. Emerging from the pool he meets Jane and the two watch the dolphins swim in their graceful arcs and dives. She listens as Malcom exclaims it’s only a matter of time until the complex auditory, visual, and tactile elements of dolphin speech are analyzed and synthesized into a coherent “language” that both humans and dolphins can use and understand. True communication with another species will shortly be achieved, he says! He is elated, and confident that any alien race observing Earth will see that humanity is now worthy to join the larger galactic community. Jane confirms he has indeed established a rudimentary communication with dolphins and that his speculations concerning galactic observers are correct, for she is one. The only problem, she says—and here her words convey a genuine expression of pity—it is the dolphins who have passed the test. 


Lawrence Olivier as Hamlet

POOR MALCOLM! He’s suffering, like great swaths of our species, from a bad case of anthropolatritis. Okay. I made that up. “Anthropolatry” is the word in question, and it means: “The worship of a human as a divine being; the inappropriate or idolatrous elevation of a person to the status of a god.”  (finedictionary) And it causes the kind of dis-ease that leaves us moderns itchy and bothered, and vaguely dissatisfied all our lives. What will we do if humanity isn’t the centre of the universe? That we aren’t on an escalator to the stars?!? How can we cope with such a cosmic bummer? We’re angel material, after all; we're not made from the same stuff as the rest of the rabble. Doesn’t Shakespeare’s Hamlet say as much when he utters the immortal words:

“What a piece of work is Man!
How noble in reason
How infinite in faculties!
In form and moving how express and admirable!
In action how like an angel,
in apprehension how like a god!
The beauty of the world.
The paragon of animals…..” (II, ii, 303-07)

 

THOUGH TO BE FAIR the ever-confused Hamlet does go on a bit later, more humbly, with a soliloquy that begins with the equally immortal words: “O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!" (II, ii, 550) So there’s that. Point being, after centuries of elevating ourselves by dint of our big, rational brains and faith in the inevitability of human progress—kind of pulling ourselves up by our own bootstraps, in other words—we find (or shortly will find) that there’s only thin air between the soles of our boots and the ground, and walking around elevated in such a fashion might actually be a foolish idea, and one that will prove hazardous to our health. 

Or not. Maybe there is an alien race watching us waiting, with cosmic patience, for signs that we’ve ready to join the big leagues. But, like Malcom swimming with his dolphins, I won’t be holding my breath for long. 

 

IN HIS RECENT ESSAY, “The Last Years of Progress”, John Michael Greer returns to the topic that informs much of his writing—our misguided belief in progress:

 

“Thus the concept that needs to find a place in the imagination of our time is that instead of living on the brink of Tomorrowland or the brink of apocalypse**, we are living in the last years of progress, well into the opening phases of the era I’ve called the Long Descent. The future that crouches in front of us, preparing to spring, has nothing to do with the paired fantasies of progress and apocalypse and everything to do with the long, slow, uneven decline that has filled the twilight of every other civilization.”


YEARS AGO, I was captivated as a teenager watching the Apollo Eleven moon landing in 1969. I clipped newspaper reports and magazine articles about anything and everything concerning the moon mission and our future in space. The scrapbooks are long-gone, of course, but I imagine them sitting in an attic somewhere, yellowed and crumbling and dried up like the Star Trek future most of us envisioned back then. That future is now, by the way. (“Where’s my jet-car, Jetson?!?”)

But, you say, Elon Musk is going to Mars! He said he was. (Maybe--if he can get governments to partner with him fork over the money.) But I hope he doesn’t make it to the Red Planet with his crew of starship troopers. Because they will die there. (One fly in the ointment is all that hard radiation blasted by the sun into space and onto Mars. Just sayin’.)

 

I WON’T BANG ON TOO LONG other than to repeat that our daydreams about flying saucers with aliens aboard who will either save us or destroy us; our visions of technological nirvanas or post-apocalyptic hellscapes are all wishcastings of an adolescent species. But, we will grow up eventually and learn our lessons, even if the learning ahead may prove harder than it needs to be. And someday, we will be able to say, like that sage sailor once said: “I yam what I yam, and that’s all that I yam!” And that won’t be so bad, after all.

 

Cheers, Jake

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*Castor and Pollux are also known as the “Twins”. In Greek mythology they are called the “Dioscuri” (“sons of Zeus) “The Dioscuri were regarded as helpers of humankind and held to be patrons of travellers and of sailors in particular.” (Wikipedia) One was mortal, the other immortal. Eventually, both became immortal when Zeus raised them up to the stars to become the Gemini constellation in the night sky.    

 

**In his essay, JMG reminds us that misplaced visions of “Mad Max” doomscapes are the mirror image of techno-future paradise. Both are extreme predictions of futures that are not borne out by any comparable rise or fall of civilizations in the historical record. Also, apocalyptic predictions, when they fail to materialize by the date predicted, conveniently act to persuade techno-futurists that their vision of the future remains robust and real. JMG's latest essay has a deft rebuttal to that proposition.  




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castor_and_Pollux 

http://www.finedictionary.com/anthropolatry.html

Shakespeare, William. Hamlet. Ed. G. B. Evans. The Riverside Shakespeare. Boston: Houghton Mifflin, 1974.

 

 

 

Thursday, 18 November 2021

POEM: PANNING FOR POEMS or HIP-DEEP IN SILT and A SHORT GLASWEGIAN RANT

 

Buoyancy

Swims along, floats along.

There’s bubbles from below.

Is this lake or ocean?

Oh-me-oh-my! Oh, No!

 

Dietarian Contrarian

Don’t want jumping whales

or poetic snails,

or those dolphin’s tails

set at my table.

 

And shark fin soup? I’ll pass.

Such ladled gloop—don’t ask!

Our Dietitian's task:

making life a larder.

 

I don’t want any lizards,

or eggs from fishy gizzards,

or mammoths lost in blizzards.

(I don’t even own a net!)

 

And no, I won’t eat Old Yeller,

or babies fresh from the cellar,

alien cuisine that’s stellar.

I’ll eat bread and water. So there!

 

For, animals from A to Zed,

from toe-tips to ones with two heads,

have the right to sleep in their beds,

and not be poached in the morning.

 

Breakfast Nooked
The spoon rattled

in your bowl, just as

the shock wave

hit.

 

Song

Words,

buzzing in my head

like bees dancing along

sun-warmed petals.

They leave behind, for me,

their most private song.

 

Modernity #8:

Rooms for Debate

Hup-two-three-four,

Hup-two-three-four.

Two by four and eight by ten.

Hup-two-three-four.

We don’t know what time is when.

Hup-two-three-four.

We’re on call to build them all.

Hup-two-three-four.

In the spring and in the fall.

Hup-two-three-four.

We build ‘em high, we build ‘em low.

Hup-two-three-four.

To save you from the wind and snow.

Hup-two-three-four.

We clear the ground; let’s clear the air:

Hup-two-three-four.

To get up top you need a stair.

Hup-two-three-four.

In the end, it’s saw and bone.

Hup-two-three-four.

We build the house you call a home.

Hup-two-three-four,

Hup-two-three-four.

 

NEWS OF THE WORLD #24

What’s left behind now and what stays ahead,

Where no one is saved, save those who are led?

What will come next now, ‘twixt root and the roof?

Where will your feet land while still on the hoof?

 

Who’ll be the judge to take stock of our world?

Who stays the armies, with bright flags unfurled?

Who orders their gods like cheesy bread pies?

Who’ll toast the living ‘neath darkened, red skies?

 

Such questions are lost now; others are found

Aloft on hot winds that still circle round:

The fires that came have burned all away—

 In dreams that we had or once the next day.

…..

Announcements pronounced now: all will be saved!

LIFEBOATS PROVIDED. From shorelines we waved.

Our hearty best wishes! Cracking good cheer!

As hardly we’ll miss them, sad sack and seer.

 

When a dotards’ last farts still make THE NEWS,

While behind his back they'll whisper pee-yews!

In Times of Silly its worth noting well:

The king of the masque is the king of hell.

 

Those germs our way wend, no matter what end;

They’ve neither neighbours nor fences to mend.

Drops from some petri or coughs on the wind—

In breathing our last, what matters who sinned?

 

So, who’s in the attic? Who’s left to tell?

Where is dear Granny and what is that smell?

Do corpses have ghosts? Whose shade then am I,

That smells your decay and sees with your eye?

…..

Cities are smart now, much smarter than us.

It was so easy, with so little fuss.

When from his chambers, our mayor pulled the switch:

Our dumbest mistake, yet. Son of a bitch!

 

Now robots parade—such a gay affair!

Moving in lockstep through suburb and square.

Silent and stainless they make their point clear:

Aiming for godhead, it’s losers come near.

 

In cities at night strange beasts prowl the dark,

Their metal battalions soon set the spark.

Blazes of glory now sunder the air!

From basement to nurs’ry, then up the stair.

…..

A lion roars in a cage by the sea.

(Some circus stranded with more miles to be.)

It’s a flooded road or an axle broke,

A servant’s rebuke or a wild god’s joke.

 

In woods after dark mute wolves pace around.

In seasons of storm, they’ll soon go to ground.

And the nightbirds, too, grow silent at perch,

As winds stir the bells of the nearby church.

 

The winds came one day and never have left.

They ravel the warp and devil the weft.

If on a Tuesday, when asked the next day,

Was it on Wednesday it all flew away?

…..

The attack was breeched; their machines had fell.

Sonic disruptors had given them hell.

Techno-enthusiasts had saved the day.

Now which one was it? Or was it last May?

 

When war was declared, how we sang and prayed!

Our puzzle to finish. Our gods, dismayed:

From mud shapes to gargoyles, formless to formed,

There in the making, we came by and stormed.

…..

When monsters first came, we welcomed them in.

They’d rut on our rooftops, root in our bins.

They seemed so harmless, though oft did annoy.

It wasn’t till one day…they’d taken our joy.

 

In dropping The Bomb, precautions were taken:

China brought down in case shelves were shaken.

And ear plugs were given, goggles were worn.

Except, not just matter, but time was torn.

 

Proud  missiles in silos, no longer bound;

Their distance pinging a mad, radar sound.

The rockets’ red glare gave all A GREAT HUSH!

As winds from the past came in with a rush.

…..

There’re rules of the road, son—practice your preach!

It’s not for sailors to land on your beach.

Yes, pray to heaven; there, God must be good.

It’s just that he'll never act like we would.

…..

Still,

Sands on the shoreline, waves upon the sea.

There, in a moment, is eternity.

Gather up your love. Fold away your hate.

Carry in your arms a blanket called Fate.

 

Child’s Pray

Holy Shit!

Holy shit!

It’s a prayer.

Isn’t it?

 

 

I WROTE MOST OF THE ABOVE DITTIES from my bomb shelter, under four feet of hard-pack and gravel, reinforced concrete, and steel framing. I’m safe here, hidden away from roving bands of zombies or irradiated and deliquescing atomic blast victims. The doorway to my shelter is in an old shed at the bottom of my garden camouflaged under bogus bags of compost and garden equipment. Let the Apocalypse begin! Be it nuclear, biological, environmental, or aliens, I'm ready!

I have my own air supply, and food and water for months. In one corner, I have a periscope I can use to survey the damage after the rubble stops bouncing. My bunker is well-appointed with a BR, LR, kitchen, bath, and storage room. Lots of room! I have a generator to run the water pump and electrical gadgets, topped up fuel tanks, and my supply cupboards and storage lockers are chock-full of goodies and sundry items. Don’t even ask about my fire power; I’m loaded for bear! As for the poems? I’ll leave them upstairs with you in the landscapes they describe. Good luck!

 

ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TOPIC, but one that also comes with a whiff of fire and brimstone, is the wet squib known as COP26. “COP” or Conference of Parties, is the United Nations annual gabfest on climate change. “26” is the number of global summits that have been held since the 1992 United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change was first inked*, “committing state parties to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, based on the scientific consensus that global warming is occurring and that human-made CO₂ emissions are driving it.” (Wikipedia) My my, how far we’ve come.

Like all the other summits, last week's circus in Glasgow was two steps forward and one and three-quarter steps back.

The breathless rhetoric of the summary statements on how well things went echoes similar ones of the past: stating the obvious and doing as little as possible to address the problem. One of the biggest “gets” of COP26 was to have the words “fossil fuels” included in the final draft of the agreement, for the first time:

 

“And for the first time, heeding calls from civil society and countries most vulnerable to climate impacts, the COP agreed action on phasing down fossil fuels.”

 

The press release goes on to say:

 

“COP26 has today concluded in Glasgow with nearly 200 countries agreeing the Glasgow Climate Pact to keep 1.5C alive and finalize the outstanding elements of the Paris Agreement.” 

 

A COUPLE OF THINGS: The Pact was nearly scuttled by India’s last-minute demand that the wording “phase down” [Italics mine] be used, rather than “phase out” of coal power in the final "agreement" (aka "arm-twist"). Nice touch, that. And since the UN body requires consensus for the agreement’s ratification, the entire conference may have been for naught if the revision wasn't made.

The second point is the presence at the conference of over five hundred lobbyists for the fossil fuel industry, including from Canada, who were

 

“...affiliated with some of the world’s biggest oil and gas companies, [and] granted access to Cop26 – a larger number than any single country delegation. Meanwhile, indigenous people were mostly excluded, and their traditional knowledge on sustainable land and water management sidelined.” (The Guardian)

 

WTF?! Sigh...Dante should have a special circle in hell for such creatures. 

The Guardian newspaper does a reasonable job highlighting the pros and cons of the two-week extravaganza that saw forty thousand delegates, politicians, lobbyists, activists and media luminaries descend upon the Scottish capital. (Next year: Sharm al-Sheikh, Egypt. Get out my pith helmet, Jeeves!)

 

IT SEEMS THAT THE SCRIPT for these things is mostly pre-written and yes, I agree, there are some good things in the final agreement such as more money to assist developing counties to de-carbonize their economies and the question of reparations to the Global South for the predations of pollution produced primarily in the north was discussed. But by promoting schemes such as relatively unproven carbon sequestration technologies and carbon "markets", which many see as giving a pass to polluters, along with lacklustre enforcement mechanisms, COP26 will be remembered as a disappointment, to say the least.

And I’ll stop here because I could go on and on, but there’s a short vid of a speech given by a young climate activist (not Gretta who, if I’m being honest, I find annoying) named Vanessa Nakate from Uganda. She makes the case for future generations in a simple plea and a call for action. Her words say more than 99% of the gabble made by all the organ-grinders and barkers at Glasgow.

 

Cheers, Jake.

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*Would it have been tattooed on the foreheads of each and every world leader and delegate attending these things over the years! Maybe then some real action might have taken place. Just sayin’. 

 

 

And for a fun vid, watch Russell Brand’s take on the latest trend in billionaire buffoonery.