TRUMP WHISPERER?

 

 

Marco Rubio: “You’re a stallion, Mister President, strong and swift. Say after me: neighhhh.”

Trump: Nahhhhh."  

Marco Rubio: "Not quite. Listen. Neighhhh." 

Trump: "Nooooo. I’m tired of this game, Marco, let’s change it up. I’ll whisper in your ear.” [Secretary of State Rubio sits on the president’s lap. President Trump leans over and whispers in the Secretary of State's ear.] Trump: “xhy don’t we xx upstairs and xxxx! I’ll let yxx xxar Melxxia’s undexwear. Her xras fit likx a secoxd skin.”

Marco Rubio: "xxll, since you put xt txat xay, Donald."

Trump: "Dxn't calx me Donxxx. Oxly my fathxr called me xxat. Calx me 'Mixxer Prxxident: "I like txe sound of thxt!"

Marco Rubio: "Oh, Mixter Prexidext!"

Trump: "Ha-ha!" [Singing] "xnother one bitex the dust. (Yeah)".... 

[Partial transcript. The rest of the meeting between the president and the secretary of state is censored by the Central Morality Agency. God speed to all you sinners.]

 

CHEERS, JAKE. ____________________________________